Imagine no more because "the future of fire delivery has arrived," according to Ohio pyromaniacs Throwflame. Youtube Video Enter the Thermonator, introduced as the "first-ever flamethrower ...

CLEVELAND, Ohio (TMX/WOIO) - Throwflame, an Ohio-based flamethrower manufacturer, has released what it says is the first-ever robot dog with a flamethrower attached for remote firestarting.

Wasp maker ThrowFlame says the system was designed to bring “new levels of efficiency and manageability to agriculture.” Sure. Cool. Whatever. Unfortunately, it costs around $1,500.