Over an hour later, after the mega long nails had been painted, Masey asked the artist behind the masterpiece whether he could ''neaten them up'' - and this is where it all started to go horribly ...

The good news is you don't have to worry about cultivating Barbra Streisand-length talons in time for Christmas anyway, as shorter nails are fashionable this season. Susan Gerard, managing ...

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