After dropping consecutive games, to the Packers and Vikings, their 8-7 record is one game behind the Los Angeles Rams for first place in the NFC West — their only path to a playoff spot — and the Rams already own a win over them. So, even winning their last two games may not be enough without a little help.

To celebrate that fact, we're going to list 2,024 reasons why you should watch the Thursday night game between the Bears and Seahawks. Just kidding. I don't have time to write that, you don't have time to read that,